Gawd Knows I TRIED To Figure Out Nancy Pelosi!

Chronicle of a journey from youthful
know-it-all to old-fart astonishment.

There, I wrote it! "In front of God and everybody!" as Troy Donahue pauses after confessing his love to the late Sandra Dee in 1959's unintentionally hilarious A Summer Place. Dee gasps, swallows hard, then replies: M: "Have you been bad, Johnny? Have you been bad with other girls?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053320/ Try not to blame Doctor Bawb too much for his Freshman Punk years. Memory is wierd: Some things stick, some others don't. Gawd knows I didn't have any "druthers" here or that woulda been Dead Meat two hours after staggering outta whatever theater to the relief of rapt, annoyed patrons who'd been shushing us UCLA wise-asses for 40-minutes straight. Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi ISN'T Winston's "mystery wrapped in an enigma." Nancy is Mayor Tommy D'Allesando's Italian American Princess. "Shut up and count the damn votes!"

Doctor Bawb spent 90-minutes he'll NEVER GET BACK on why Pelosi hasn't poured kerosene on Karl Rove's peckerwood fat ass in addition to Impeachment's off the table. Now it's back on the table. Thanks, Nance! Didjya check it with Harry "Sluggo" Reid first? Didn't bother? Sluggo's a tool anyway.

My late, great dad, without whom Dr. Bawb would be warehoused in some small-town Group Home
taught me stuff but was no word-merchant. "Liberals are radicals without convictions" seems and is a cliche straight outta the Oh-So-Mid-1930s-Left playbook.

But dad was born in 1903, was old enough to be excited by Journo Lincoln Steffens' "I have seen the future and it works!" on returning from the brand-new CCCP in 1919. Compare that to the US's Crazy Woodrow [Divinely Ordained to become Prez, as in 43] CW's AG Mitchell Palmer's Raids of the same name. Next to that, Dr. Bawb's age 15 dad's cheers for Lenin's Worker's Paradise begin to make sense. Coralling and 86-ing "Kraut-looking Bolsheviks" began young J. Edgar Hoover on his way to accumulating files that still make Prezes and Night Watchmen uneasy. Cross-Indexing
paused only when the Director was needed to tell America that Organized Crime is a national myth [R] O. J. Simpson on The Director's right gives [or recieves] an award. .

All this has what to do with Nancy Pelosi? Nothing - or next to it. Yesterday Joe McDonnell had Paul Alexander, author of Machiavelli's Shadow: The Rise and Fall of Karl Rove. Joe's a very distant acquaintance of Doctor Bawb's. He's Jock-Talked on stations all over the dial and does Air America for small change. The interview had minutes left when Joe asked what everyone's wondered: "So why hasn't Pelosi gone after Rove since 2006?Alexander said. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Alexander "John Conyers is dying to nail Rove. One of [Conyers'] aides said he has more than he needs to make Rove's life terrible!"

Spent 45-minutes skimming Machiavelli's Shadow at Barnes & Noble. It's okay but has little anyone familiar with Turd-Blossom hasn't already heard ["Boy-Genius" has been Rove's presdential nickname since the 2004 re-election]. Pelosi isn't mentioned in the book. The usual is there. Rove lies about "lessons learned" per his Apprenticeship with Lee Atwater. Truth: Lee barely knew Rove and what Lee knew he disdained. Poppy is nice, Barbara is scornful. Rove is not and can never be, a Bush.

Writing about Rove there's no "there" there. The late Sen. Alan Cranston did the first-ever English translation of Hitler's Mein Kampf mfor his Stanford Ph.D. Dissertation mighta agreed about Adolf. Except AH at least was telling the truth in 1922 about what he would do if he ever came into real power. Call Adolf anything except a liar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mein_Kampf. So much for Nancy, Sluggo, Rove and moments lost forever. Behold. Have a great week!

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Anti-Gay Republican Caught Having Gay Sex07-12-2008Transworld News
According to reports, Alabama Attorney General Troy King, who has called homosexuality the “downfall of society,” has allegedly been caught in a gay sex scandal.

King, a conservative Republican, was reportedly caught by his wife Paige King having sex with a male assistant in their Montgomery home. Reports say King was kicked out of his home by his wife and is set to resign over the scandal.

King is known for voicing his opposition of abortion and homosexuality. He has worked to outlaw sex toys in Alabama. King frequently wrote editorials for The Crimson White in which he called homosexuality the “downfall of society.” In 2004, King was appointed to Attorney General by Alabama Governor Bob Riley. He previously serves as the Assistant Attorney General. King is considered a potential candidate for Alabama governor in 2010.