Why is Jesse Helms laughing? Cause there's this here colored fella's running for President!

Chronicle of a journey from youthful
know-it-all to old-fart astonishment.

Time was, Blackamoors knew their place. Jesse once got in the Senate Elevator and there's Sen. Carole Mosely-Braun herself. Upitty as all get-out. From the same state Obama's from. Think Jesse get flustered? Hell no! Didn't give her a thought or word and whistled "Dixie" the whole damn ride. Jesse's retired now, see? Got him a Center liike a Presidential Library too. Not bad for a small-town radio talk-jockey who never bothered with college and worked himself up the hard way. Like a real American. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Helms. Now who's got the last laugh? An whole national TV Network uses lines every night that Jesse moved on from years back! Like this: