Friday, May 23, 2008

"Beisbol berry, berry good to Sen. Larry Craig!" No More Jeremiads!

Chronicle of a journey from youthful
know-it-all to old-fart astonishment.

Anything written or said by Josef Goebbels, Ann Coulter or Senator Larry Craig sets off my synapses. My head instantly says: "The opposite must be true" All the paranoids, the schizophrenics, the Type-I or Type-II Sociopaths I evaluated over 30-years kicked on that reflex. After a while I knew the outcome before starting three- or four-hour test batteries plus a more hours scoring tests and writing up the results. My write-ups got praise. Enough that if I'd wanted I could have faked them. But then I'd be just one more routine asshole like Dr. Phil http://icydk.com/2008/01/17/state-of-california-investigates-dr-phil/. Thanks so much but I prefer being the asshole of MY choice. Plus I sleep soundly at night. And yesterday, May 22, 2008 was "Larry Craig Bobblefoot Day" in Minnesota
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0522081saints1.html.

As for whether Jeremiah "jumped" from Barack or was pushed is a "Who Cares Who Killed Roger Ackroyd"-style dilemma. But that question was all that Sen. http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/lr/2003/06/01/stories/2003060100610800.htm
Hillary Clinton needed to distract the voters of the World's Most Envied Nation
[especially Hillo's outraged Lemmings] from Iraq and the Mortgage Meltdown.

Well the U. S. is NOT President Ronald Reagan's "shining city on the hill" even if he and the electorate shut their eyes and believed real hard. Here are the facts: http://faculty.philau.edu/russowl/country.html. But this was the same President who told a delerious 1988 GOP Convention "Facts are stupid things." Three times no less. Just like Jesus told Peter, apparently our hot-tempered first Pope http://www.ne.jp/asahi/plott/start/PetrusE.html You could look it up.
http://wonkette.com/350900/reagan-reagan-reagan-liveblogging-the-gop-debate?cpage=2 . There was a time when the Wall
Street Journal for all it's GOP biases was a reliable fact-check source. Suddenly Rupert Murdoch took over and Gresham's Law ["Bad Drives Out Good"] kicked in. Coulter, Sean Hannity and Fox Friends aren't yet WSJ's Senior Editorial Board. Rupert's wallet and eye for reliable holoids will overcome the inconvenience all too soon. Below a transcript of Hannity's fawning 2005 interview with Coulter on the week Time Magazine proclaimed her "Ms. Right!" [Notice even FoxNews admits the transcript has been "edited for clarity." I rarely watch TV News and so am grateful in advance for a deconstruction of that phrase. http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,154024,00.html

Finally, forgive me; Rev. Jeremiah Wriight DID NOT kick on my That's-A-
Raving-Psycho! reflex the night I watched Bill Moyers interview him for an hour. http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/04252008/watch.html. Maybe it's being married to a church-going, Sunday School teaching member of a black church I rarely attend for our 38-years and counting. Maybe I'm "Brainwashed" just like future McCain Veep Mitt Romney's dad claimed to have been. Or maybe you, reader have been hustled by one of thousands of Dr. Phil wannabes. If so, great apologies on my profession's behalf.

No comments: